Fermember When. The Things We Say.

I was thinking that some of the things I say to my kids during the day, when taken out of context, might get a funny look from others!  Please post a comment and add yours :)

• "Do not hit your brother with a car!"
• "No, there is nothing in your butt."
• "The dog is not for drawing."
• "Poop goes in the potty, not on the floor."
• "I know you're 4, but you're a much better driver than I am" (Big Brother playing Mario Cart).
• "Well, you can't actually marry me because I'm your mom."
• "Yes, strangers can dress nice but actually turn into pumpkin head."
• "Honey, please do not eat the worm."
• "Santa knows if you're being good because he watches you through the computer." (seeing the way he looked at the computer...hilarious).
• "I know you don't like to wear underwear, but please do not hide them behind the toilet."

Just to name a few :)